Obviously losing my touch
So I offered to have sex with a gentleman whom I'm acquainted with. I thought I was pretty obvious about the offer, but the offer was not accepted, nor even spoken of. I guess this is indicative of my sense of hubris that I would expect such an offer to be lept upon (no pun intended), but I feel rather confused now that it wasn't. And I mean "confused" in an "ok, am I just that hideous-looking nowadays?" sort of way, not an "ohmigod, I will never find anyone to love meeeeeeee!" sort of way. I have people who love me, I'm not love-starved. I was mostly in the mood for a bit of fun and good Lord, aren't men supposed to be genetically driven to locate commitment-free sex? Granted, this person's life is rather complicated--whose isn't?--but that just seemed like another reason for a bit of fun. Hmmm.
Well, whatever. Opportunity will present itself elsewhere, I'm sure.
So I offered to have sex with a gentleman whom I'm acquainted with. I thought I was pretty obvious about the offer, but the offer was not accepted, nor even spoken of. I guess this is indicative of my sense of hubris that I would expect such an offer to be lept upon (no pun intended), but I feel rather confused now that it wasn't. And I mean "confused" in an "ok, am I just that hideous-looking nowadays?" sort of way, not an "ohmigod, I will never find anyone to love meeeeeeee!" sort of way. I have people who love me, I'm not love-starved. I was mostly in the mood for a bit of fun and good Lord, aren't men supposed to be genetically driven to locate commitment-free sex? Granted, this person's life is rather complicated--whose isn't?--but that just seemed like another reason for a bit of fun. Hmmm.
Well, whatever. Opportunity will present itself elsewhere, I'm sure.
2 Comments:
At 4:18 PM,
ACG said…
oh he's just a clueless mess!
don't fear... our favorite I'm-not-a-metrosexual Metrosexual writer will be back very soon.
At 7:02 PM,
LadyAdmin said…
I smell a bathroom raid!
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